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Magic Harry

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Has anyone been using the Covid 19 patter in their routines. I keep getting jokes in my inbox. Here are some you might be able to use.

"I hope they give us two weeks notice before lifting the stay at home ban.We'll need the time to lose 10 pounds,cut our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00 AM. "

"The garbage man put an AA flyer in my recycling bin."

"Wearing a mask inside your own home is recommended .... to stop eating!"

"Not to brag but I havn't been late for anything in over 6 weeks."

"When this quarentine is over let's not tell some people, you know who. "

"People ask if the corona virus is that serious? Listen the churches and the casinos are closed. When heaven and hell agree on something it's serious!"

"I put a drink in each room of my house and call it a pub crawl."

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Harry, I like these.  It would be so easy to make political jokes of all kinds about the COVID-19 situation, but your lines find their humour in the revealed bad habits of the joke-teller.
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Thank you. Like I said they are not mine but they came to me in e-mails.
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Harry,

have a look to this, by David Stone.



It was recommended by my good friend Jan Isenbart from his great blog:

https://zzzauber.wordpress.com/2020/03/20/free-things-to-do-in-corona-quarantine/

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Funny thank you and thanks for the things to do link.
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